After years trying to raise babies, have healthy families, figure out a good job after the fall of journalism, Beth and Kelly, now certified librarians, are ready to have a little fun with stories. These are the stories that have a pretty high creep factor, cautionary tales, with sad endings. And they are true. The kind of stories that make you want to be a really good parent and not fuck up your children or they will end up dragging their knuckles on long walks on the side of county roads. Seriously.